You know how they say some people have greatness thrust upon them? I think they were talking about me.
You see I've just come up with the best idea for an app. Ever. Move over Pokemon Go. This shit is about to go off.
You know how sometimes you have cravings for certain snacks and sometimes you have cravings for specific types of TV shows?
And when you bring those two cravings together and satisfy them in a binge-like fashion, something beautiful happens? (Like falling asleep in a pool of your own tears and chip crumbs beautiful).
Well, you're going to love my app idea, which I call The Bingenator.
This nifty little app would allow you to choose from a range of questions and categories to pinpoint exactly the kind of TV show you feel like watching.
For example, you might want to watch a show that's based in a small town, with a strong female lead and has a mystery element to it.
BAM!
My app would spit out the following options and tell you where you can stream them:
- The Ghost Whisperer
- Pretty Little Liars
- Haven
Or you might want to watch a show that centres around the ego of a white middle-aged man:
BAM!
Honestly, my app would go into overdrive here because there are just SO MANY OPTIONS.
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE, my app won't stop there, taking into account the show you've chosen, your mood etc, The Bingenator would also recommend what snacks you should chow down on while binge watching the shit out of your selected show.
Like Salt n Vinegar chips with your House of Cards sess and Caramello Koalas with the Gilmore Girls.
It's just like when people match their wine to their meat, except you're not a giant wanker.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get off the couch and learn how to make an app. Stat.
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